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Damn those annoying perpetuum mobiles! The URL of this comic is


I've got a purrpetual mobile. Gotta feed it every day, though.
Posted by Doc
Well you could theoretically turn lead into gold with one helluva particle accelerator, but the yield would be so low it wouldn't make up for the energy used.
Posted by Silverwolf
Yield? What does yield matter when you've got a perpetum mobile? Keep up, man. :-)
Posted by Toptomcat
I see one "perpetuum mobile" right out of Gaston Lagaffe...
Posted by St Fan
Do you realize that in 20 years, you've been the first one to spot that?
Posted by Reinder