Brother Bartholomew, a Monk

A monk who likes good food and the company of ladies. He disapproves of people who sit piously on tall poles, and does have a monk-like work ethic - it's just that the poverty, obedience and chastity aren't for him.

He hasn't been in Father Lankin's monastery for very long, and the odds are he won't be staying either. Meanwhile, he helps people find their way around the place as best he can, and if he, say, takes a wrong turn through its maze-like gardens while, e.g. an attractive redhead is with him... well... errare humanum est, no?